Office Achievement Gifts

Employee of the month.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Soaring Profits

GCSEs

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

First Prize!

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"You're late, Myers!"

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Pork Bellies.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I built this business from the ground up."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.