Job Achievement Gifts

'My promotion came with a corner office.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Soaring Profits

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Sales.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

In case of falling markets break glass.

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree