Work Achievement Mugs

The smart building celebrates counting its one millionth person.

'Henry, you've earned one of my famous pies.'

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

Soaring Profits

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

GCSEs

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

First Prize!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'