Wordsmithing Wonder Gifts

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

Korney Ivanovich Chukovsky

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Reading my Critics

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Swing me with your words."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publishing.

Accountant Manqué

Books vs mobile phones

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Rudyard Kipling

Wussapalooka

Will Self deprecation

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

Emily Dickinson

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."