
The belletrist unwinds.
Searching for a clever gift for the wordsmith who loves to unwind? Our collection features fun and thoughtful items that celebrate a passion for language, writing, and relaxation. Perfect for writers, poets, and language lovers, these products add a touch of humor and personality to their downtime. Whether it's a mug for coffee breaks, a t-shirt for casual wear, or a pillow for cozy reading corners, find something that speaks their creative soul and relaxed vibe.
The belletrist unwinds.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Meet The Author"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
Reading my Critics
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Cut Price
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Backfire
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
What's normal?
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
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