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An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

"That's not what I meant when I said let's pull out all the stops."

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Wet paint ahead...mined where you step.

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'Npotcz? I think it's one of those new government regulatory agencies.'

Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'I can confidently say...it will sell for squillions!' (Premature Evaluation).

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'No! No! I said carve a SACRED cow!'

'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'

Department of Knock, Knock Jokes: 'Ring bell for service.'

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

'I came down with the shingles, Darn slippery roof,'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."

If I'd wanted a bushel of baked beans, I would have beckoned Bobby Bigsby!.. Pickled peppers, Peter! I asked you to pick up a peck of pickled pepper!

"It's the worse punctured lung I've ever seen, sir."

'Isn't it ironic that the first three letters in funeral spell fun?'

'It's Mr. Rendles and his 'bitter half'.'

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

'You'll be a new man after this procedure.' 'Good, send my bill to the new man.'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Ouch! Boy, just try finding a needle in a haystack when you want to!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."