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'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Vision Test

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Wok. Don't Wok.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rap music

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Fishing for complements

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"