Password Puzzle Lover T-Shirts

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Spot the fur ball.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Coffee Time Crossword

Understanding art.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Angela Merkel

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems