Password Puzzle Lover Pillows

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Spot the fur ball.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

Coffee Time Crossword

Understanding art.

Angela Merkel

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

"Still doesn't explain cats."

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems