Word Game Wonder Gifts

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Shampoo.

Dog Park

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Sauce for the Goose

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Artifishial Intelligence

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Cat Burglar

Czarcasm

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Bed Spread"

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Eldrow

Bangers and Mash

Introducing...Anagraman.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"