Woodland Life T-Shirts

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"Stag poker"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Tree Funeral

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'