Woodland Life T-Shirts

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wildlife

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Stag poker"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Tree Funeral

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Hold up, little dude. I wouldn't go in there yet if I were you."