Woodland Banker T-Shirts

Saving for Retirement.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hold up, little dude. I wouldn't go in there yet if I were you."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Tree collapse...

public toilet in the woods