Wood-burning Enthusiast Pillows

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Luthier

Flash Cuisine

Whittlers Mother

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'Is the fire included?'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."