Wood Burner Enthusiast Pillows

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

D.I.Y

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Come and get it!"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Roasting the Moneybox

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Well-done, alright?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."