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"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

D.I.Y

"Come and get it!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

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Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Global warming enough for ya?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'