Won A Race Pillows

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

10 K Tail-Chase

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Snail Racing

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tractor Racing

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

First Prize!

Birthday Racing Car

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