Race Winner Pillows

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Congratulations for male runner

Danger Slow Sand.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"So that's where you were last night."

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'I believe you were first.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Think Basics.'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

Last place

"We ran into a marathon."

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Tortoise & Hare.

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Don't shake.

'Ah, a stepping stone to success.'

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!