Winning A Race Pillows

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Don't shake.

Bradley Wiggins

Congratulations for male runner

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

'My feet are killing me.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The Victors

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

Punt Cake

Bullseye!

10 K Tail-Chase

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Bob's Driving School.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'