Womens World Cup Gifts

US Women's Soccer/World Troubles,

"We've made great progress!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Bashful in Nashville

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'