Women In Management Gifts

"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Leadership suits you

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Wal-Mart Ruling

Glass Ceiling

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Corporate Whore.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Women's day - 'work'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Have To Choose

You don't have to have big tits to work here but it sure does help!

See here, Miss Widley -- what's this I hear about you working through your lunch hour instead of sunbathing on the roof?

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

'I prefer to hire married men to bachelors. Married men don't get upset when I shout at them.'

'Well, you told me to wear more makeup.'

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"