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"It happened at work. The glass ceiling broke."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Leadership suits you

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Glass Ceiling

Wal-Mart Ruling

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Corporate Whore.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

See here, Miss Widley -- what's this I hear about you working through your lunch hour instead of sunbathing on the roof?

You don't have to have big tits to work here but it sure does help!

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

'Well, you told me to wear more makeup.'

'I prefer to hire married men to bachelors. Married men don't get upset when I shout at them.'

Marcie's inner child chose an unfortunate moment to emerge.

"Do you ever worry that you've had to sacrifice your femininity to succeed?"

'Mommy, a boy in my class called you a name. What's a 'powerchick'?'