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A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You are doing it wrong.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"Wow nice jump!"

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Flower shows and weed shows.

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

C. Doppler takes a walk.

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

When billionaires get depressed. I feel like a million bucks.

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."