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Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I need to tinkle."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Maternity Ward

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Lavatory Waterfall

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

New York Scatological Society

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."