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Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I need to tinkle."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Maternity Ward

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Lavatory Waterfall

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

New York Scatological Society

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'