Wolf Curious Gifts

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Mephistopheles

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

"He has great communication skills."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I miscounted."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"I thought being eaten by wolves would be different."