Wolf Curious Gifts

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Mephistopheles

"He has great communication skills."

'Good question son... Any of you guys know why we howl at the full moon?

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I miscounted."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Timmys Pet Ostrich

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'

"You do know, don't you, that Frank was raised by sopranos. . .?"

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."