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'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

EU

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Pisa Hut.

Obama of Oz.

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'