Wizardly Sports Fan Pillows

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Deregulated Baseball

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Let go of the pole!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Modern Football

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The Wizard.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Children of the Cornhole

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

A Good Bet.