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'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

Footballer and Bacteria.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Deregulated Baseball

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Let go of the pole!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Dairy Potter.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Modern Football

Children of the Cornhole

The Wizard.

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Olympic Bubble

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'