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'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Deregulated Baseball

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Let go of the pole!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.