Whimsical Sports Fan Mugs

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The Unsportables: Relay

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Deregulated Baseball

Boxers vs. Briefs

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Olympic Bubble