Witty Workout Nerd T-Shirts

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

attorney at law

'Like it'll do any good.'

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"How's your exercise class going?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

If life is a journey, mine is on a treadmill.

"My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's a an ad about junk food."