Witty Wildlife Fan Mugs

'What are you doing?!'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Civilized Salmon

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"