Witty Wildlife Fan T-Shirts

'What are you doing?!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

Civilized Salmon

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

Pelican and Origami

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."