Wildlife Humor Fan Mugs

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.

The undisputed king of stepladder salesman.

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

"Please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I had that dream again where I was flying."

Spiro & Pusho use umbrellas to protect themselves from bird poop.

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

'Yeah, yeah, I used to be a big game hunter - who wants to know?'

'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.

"Need a driving licence kid? or perhaps a passport?" The woods are a dangerous place

"Have you booked?"

"The jugular! I said go for the jugular! A giraffe's neck is over two metres long: how could you miss that?!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'I wanted a change in decor.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."