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"You need orthopedic brake shoes"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

I break for toilet paper

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'