Witty Plant Lover T-Shirts

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mantis Love

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

A Venus cow trap.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Pea