"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"
Witty Plant Lover T-Shirts
Let the witty plant enthusiast wear their love for greenery with pride. Our clever and humorous plant-themed T-shirts make a fun statement for anyone who adores their leafy friends.
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
Yardless: Please help
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
Hardy Annuals
Gardening#2
Bonsai tree held up by matchstick
"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."
Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
Mantis Love
'That plant food really works!'
"He treated associates like he treated his plants."
A Venus cow trap.
An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD
Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.
"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."
The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional
"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'
A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.
"What are you in for?"
Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.
'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'
Pea
Witty Plant Lover T-Shirts Collection
Witty Plant Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of plant-themed mugs full of wit and humor—great for any plant lover’s morning brew.
Witty Plant Lover Pillows
Add humor and greenery to their home with our witty plant-themed pillows, perfect for any plant lover’s comfy space.
Witty Plant Lover Prints
Brighten their walls with humorous and stylish plant-inspired prints designed to celebrate their leafy passion.