Witchy Aviation Gifts

witch landing

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Witches Brew

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"There's no rest for the wicked."

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Coffee Coven

"You won't be needing that book, young lady!"