Witch Worth Watching Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Witches Checkout.

'Needs more kale.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witch has Exorcise Video.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Hexercise.

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Eye of Newt Helper

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

My Cauldron Rules

"And now from downtown!"

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."