Wisecracker About Wellness T-Shirts

Make wellness fun with our clever t-shirts! Designed for the wisecracker, these shirts feature playful messages about health and self-care, turning everyday routines into amusing moments.

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?" mockup

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!' mockup

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

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PSA Banter.

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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..." mockup

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

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Sleepwalker on treadmill

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"Tour de Frank"

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"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack." mockup

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

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'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.' mockup

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

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Exercising

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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Exercise now!

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'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.' mockup

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.' mockup

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

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Vaccination Passport

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'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!' mockup

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

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"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!" mockup

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

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Keep Fit.

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'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.' mockup

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Hand sanitizer

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'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?' mockup

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

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'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!' mockup

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

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Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache. mockup

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

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Wash your hands

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Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

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"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!" mockup

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

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Free-Floating Anxiety

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

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'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!' mockup

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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Valleyview diet clinic

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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Wisecracker About Wellness T-Shirts Collection

Wisecracker About Wellness Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous wellness mugs—perfect for the wisecracker in your life who loves a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Wisecracker About Wellness Pillows

Find playful wellness pillows that add humor to relaxation—great for turning any space into a cheerful retreat for the wisecracker.

Wisecracker About Wellness Prints

Browse our amusing wellness prints to brighten up your space with clever, health-inspired artwork that suits the wisecracker’s fun-loving personality.