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"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Aging Support Group

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Lost and Profound.

On Holiday

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Guru in a maze.

Bad times for retirees.

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

Having a senior moment

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."