Wise Giver Pillows

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Lost and Profound.

How the gift registry should really work

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

On Holiday

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

Honey badger do care.

Bad times for retirees.

"How's tricks?"

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.