Wise Advisor T-Shirts

Give a clever t-shirt that showcases their wisdom and wit. Ideal for mentors, coaches, or anyone whose advice is truly priceless, blending style with a touch of humor.

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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Mom, 'The Original life Coach' .

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A man giving advice to his son

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

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A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

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"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?' mockup

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.' mockup

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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Saving for College.

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'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.' mockup

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?' mockup

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

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"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job." mockup

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

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'Oh, and one more thing

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Poor vs Rich

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Lost and Profound.

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"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse." mockup

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

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The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people... mockup

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

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On Holiday

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"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?" mockup

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing." mockup

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.' mockup

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

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"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late." mockup

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

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'They say ninety is the new eighty.' mockup

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

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Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down. mockup

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

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'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!' mockup

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

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'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.' mockup

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

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'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.' mockup

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

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'I just feel so used all the time.' mockup

'I just feel so used all the time.'

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"If you don't bury 10% of your bones, you'll have nothing when you retire."

"If you don't bury 10% of your bones, you'll have nothing when you retire." mockup

"If you don't bury 10% of your bones, you'll have nothing when you retire."

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Bad times for retirees.

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'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.' mockup

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

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'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...' mockup

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

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Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!" mockup

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

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Wise Advisor T-Shirts Collection

Wise Advisor Mugs

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Wise Advisor Prints

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