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Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"What do you mean, 'it is what it is. . .?'"

'I'll be danged- that's exactly what mom told me.'

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Life is just a bowl of cherries? I demand a second opinion!"

"Man cave? You think too small."

"No, no, no! -- Self-actualization is the OPPOSITE of enlightenment!"

"Are we almost enlightened yet?"

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'Desires are like pop-up windows. You close one, another will pop up.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'I climbed all the way up here to learn the meaning of life from a cat?!'

'Will you please put that book away? It's bad for business.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

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"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'