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'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

Birds: in hand - $1.50, in bush - $.75, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

"Well, dear, we finally finished reading all the manuals to life. Shall we go out and do some living now?"

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Confucius.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"I always wanted to be something. I only wish I'd been more specific."

Owl reading book entitled 'Whoose whooo'.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Those who ignore history are entitled to repeat it."

"Do you have anything for grey, hairs, experience and wisdom?"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Oh, crap.'

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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

'They say that life begins at 40. Actually it takes that long to realize that it's already half-way gone.'

"If blaming global warming doesn't work, blame it on autocorrect."

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

"My motto was 'Go with the Flow," but I had no idea it ended up here."

A tiger has no pride - ask any lion.

'A fool and his money soon part' and other sage bits of advice - insert $1000.

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'...he's got more sense than money.'

'Your father and I never joined the union. Don't you make that same mistake.'

"What I wouldn’t give to be young and stupid again."

"Honesty is a fine quality, Max, but it isn't the whole story."

"That old fifteen-minutes-of-fame thing – that's from the Bible, isn't it?"

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."

"Truth is - it's all downhill from here."