Wisdom Pursuer Prints

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

My God, I need to fart.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Higher wisdom...

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'