Wired Teacher Gifts

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Modern camping

Hot Towel Web Service

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"I could never go wireless."

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"Hit the 'like' button on your way out!"

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

'We ran into a glitch developing this new student data transfer program. It works well but we can't agree on a suitable acronym.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Where's the spellcheck?'

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"Could you give me a second? I have all the answers stored in the cloud."

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."