Wintry Wonderland Admirer Gifts

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Beach snowman.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'