Wintertime Bookworm Pillows

Book Igloo

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Multi-Generational Books

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Book lovers

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."