Winter Wonder Shaper T-Shirts

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Snowman

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ice Skater

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Rockefeller Center."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Socially distanced sledding