Winter Wonder Shaper T-Shirts

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Snowman

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Giant Snowflake.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Ice Skater

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

"Rockefeller Center."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Socially distanced sledding