Winter Wishlist Wizard T-Shirts

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Skiing

Ski kicker.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Quartet in the snow.

'War is heck!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

Snowman melted by coffee

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'It's for show and tell!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Skating.

Xmas List.

Witch's Snowman.

"Comfortable?"

Plastic surgeon's here.

Violinist on skis

"Thanks for being a donor."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'