Winter Wishlist Wizard T-Shirts

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Skiing

Ski kicker.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Little Boy Missing Christmas

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Quartet in the snow.

'It's for show and tell!'

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

'War is heck!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Skating.

"Comfortable?"

Violinist on skis

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

Skate! Skate! Skate!