Winter Whimsy Wayfarer Prints

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Airlines

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Hither and Yon sign

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"It's a bit derivative."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

Resolutions.

'Help!'

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

"I see your past life."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Seasons Greetings