Winter Weather Buff Pillows

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Be creative...!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'How was your holiday?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

How to save on your heating bill...

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Three, please. Any color."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Raining cats and dogs.

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'